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ALOCS Shorts Sizing Guide Relaxed Fit Notes

Lead with the graphic, not from the outfit

A silhouette is where most styling advice begins, with the pieces hung off it. I do the reverse with That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup, for the simple reason that the graphic registers first. On tees and hoodies, the brand’s product copy names the same construction over and over: jumbo screen prints at front and back. That is not a modest chest hit you can layer over and forget. Artwork scaled to be read across a room is what it is, and usually the wordmark is the artwork. What goes alocs mens shorts with black cotton is not the question; what goes with a sentence printed twice at full volume is. Put that order right and the rest solves itself.

Four honest starting points

Since weight governs how a piece hangs, the published specs matter more than any lookbook. The loudest piece comes first, and everything else builds down from it. That one call sets the volume, and it beats balancing two statements afterwards. The classic tees sit at 6.5 oz organic cotton in a relaxed fit for about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, the classic hoodie runs 16 oz organic cotton at about $200, and the sweatpants a 14 oz fleece for the same money. Read those as a snapshot, as streetwear pricing shifts constantly. The four pieces most people own first follow, garment facts coming from the brand and the opinions clearly mine.

Lead with the tee

The easiest way in is cough syrup shirts, which are equally the easiest to get slightly wrong. A relaxed cut, 6.5 oz organic cotton is what the classic tee is, with jumbo screen prints front and back, a yellow woven label at the hem, and it is published as fitting true to size. Anything quiet and roomy is what it wants: loose-fit Dickies pants in the brand’s 65/35 cotton-polyester blend, or the denim cargo shorts when it is warm. Leave the printed sweatpants for another day, so that the tee does all the talking. A relaxed tee over a narrow trouser reads as accident, which is why I would avoid a slim tapered leg. I would also skip tucking it, since the hem is where the label sits. A couple of the lightweight jersey tees are published as running small, the brand suggesting one to two sizes bigger.

Start from the hoodie

On account of its weight, the awful lot of cough syrup hoodie is another animal entirely. The 16 oz organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles: it holds its own shape and will not drape over anything bulky underneath. Logos at the chest and across the back, the yellow woven label at the wearer’s bottom left and a fit described as true to size are what the brand publishes. Let the back print work by keeping the bottom half flat and simple: carpenter pants, Dickies pants, or denim shorts in transitional weather. Half of what you paid for is the back graphic, so I would not bury it under a puffer. Because two jumbo prints fight rather than layer, I would not stack it over a printed tee. The black tonal version gives you the logo without the shouting whenever the outfit is already busy.

Start from the cargo shorts

A few different directions are open to Alocs shorts, but the denim pair has real construction to work with. Double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side and a custom leather patch sit on the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, which are mid-rise 14 oz denim, garment-dyed by a double dye process the brand says mimics sun-fading. The published inseams come first: 7.75 inches on small through 9.5 on 2XL, with waists from 28 to 44. They run true to size, and the brand says to size up one for an oversized fit. Throw a plain heavyweight tee on top, or the Dickies button down worn open, and keep the colour simple, since the shorts come in grey, black and green, purple and red. Side pockets stop reading as a detail once they are everywhere, so avoid a second cargo-pocket piece. Any top that hangs below the hem makes the shorts vanish entirely, so that is one to avoid.

Lead with the sweatpants

The classic sweatpants are made up as a 14 oz fleece published as 80 percent cotton and 20 percent recycled polyester. Screen printed across the front and up the back legs, the logo carries the detail people miss: the print runs vertically, so these are a graphic garment, not a neutral base. True to size is the published fit, and flare cuts sit alongside the straight ones. Let the leg print do the work by pairing them with a plain tee or a tonal hoodie. Both prints sit at roughly the same height and cancel out, so avoid a jumbo-print tee over them. Matching Athletic Dept. pieces are available if you want a set, and I have no objection, as long as you accept that a set is a uniform.

Balancing out a loud graphic

One loud thing per outfit is my working rule, and everything else earns its place by staying quiet. The yellow woven label does real work on an otherwise plain hem, with black and yellow described as the brand’s signature colours. A second focal point only splits the one the outfit already has, once the graphic is the wordmark printed large. A black tonal hoodie lets you wear awful lot of cough syrup gear without the outfit being about the slogan, which is why tonal pieces are the pressure valve. Colour is the second lever, from grey and purple on the denim to ice blue elsewhere, which lets you pitch the volume before the print is considered. Because a bandana near $25 adds brand presence for less than another printed garment, accessories take what attention is left. Worth knowing: the name references promethazine-codeine cough syrup, known as lean, and the graphics draw on medical and horror imagery accordingly.

Fit on fit, and getting proportion right

Proportion is where alocs clothing either looks considered or looks random. The published measurements are worth more than any campaign image: the lightweight jersey tees run 20 inches wide by 17.5 long on small, 21.5 by 19 on medium and 23 by 20.5 on large. Those numbers describe a wide, short body, a different shape from the relaxed classic tee, and it wants a different bottom half. Full-length loose pants rather than shorts, because a wide-and-short top sits best over length and volume. Because a 16 oz hoodie has structure already and needs no voluminous leg competing with it, heavy pieces go the other way. Inseams of 7.75 to 9.5 inches leave the denim shorts short by current standards, which pushes the balance upward and makes a boxier top read correctly. Per product, fit guidance is given, with true to size as the default, some styles inviting you to size up, and a couple running small.

The short version, garment by garment

All of the above compresses into a table, the version I would text a friend. Left column, the piece you start from; middle column, what I would put with it; right column, what I would leave in the closet. None of this is a rule. Garment details are drawn from the brand’s published specifications, and the opinions about what clashes are mine. Starting from one piece means one hard decision per outfit. Availability changes with every drop, so check the catalogue first.

Piece you start from What works with it What to avoid
Relaxed 6.5 oz tee Loose Dickies pants, carpenter pants or denim shorts Tapered legs, printed sweatpants and tucking
The 16 oz cotton hoodie Carpenter pants, Dickies pants, or denim shorts A puffer over the back print, plus a second jumbo print
Double Cup Cargo Shorts Plain heavyweight tee, Dickies button down left open Another cargo-pocket piece, plus a top below the hem
Fleece sweatpants, 14 oz Plain tee, tonal hoodie or a matching Athletic Dept. top A jumbo-print tee sitting over the leg print
Dickies button down, 65/35 Left open over a printed tee, with shorts or loose pants Buttoning it over the graphic you wanted to show

Before the next piece goes in the basket

Every opinion above is outranked by two practical things. There is no global chart and the guidance differs between styles, so the first practical point is that fit instructions live on the product page. The second is the yellow woven label, which is named at the hem on tees and at the wearer’s bottom left on the hoodie, and checkable alongside the published fabric weights and real price levels. The brand runs its own online store plus locations on Melrose Avenue and West 5th Street in Los Angeles and Almeda Road in Houston. Prices in September 2026 sat near $150 for a tee and $200 for a hoodie, and those numbers keep moving. One piece to build from, the second-loudest thing kept quiet, and fabric weight left to do the rest.